fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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