chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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