Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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