I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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