As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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