I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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