i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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