I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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