Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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