dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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