Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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