Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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