Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish you could order shots online.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My boob is missing a layer of skin
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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