Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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