Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
