I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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