she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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