I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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