we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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