Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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