I think i peed on brittanys purse
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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