so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
