im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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