Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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