Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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