My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
