you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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