ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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