Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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