im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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