At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
that may or may not have been my penis.
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