we have officially lost it.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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