I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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