the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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