Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
we should paint friendship bongs
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