i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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