Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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