Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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