So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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