im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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