oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
where am i from again
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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