Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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