He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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