YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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