How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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