He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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