is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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