im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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