is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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