dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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